Real ephemeris math (Astronomy Engine), a real Ascendant formula, real aspect geometry — run through a skibidi-brained translator so your natal chart finally makes sense in Ohio.
Birth date, birth time, and birth ZIP (US) — the stars don't care about your privacy settings, but nothing here leaves your browser except the ZIP→coordinates lookup.
Enter your birth details to summon the reading.
The Big Three
Your core operating system, according to the actual sky on the actual day you spawned.
Natal Wheel
Zodiac ring, house cusps (equal-house from your Ascendant), and every real aspect line between your planets.
The Destiny Reading
Mystical. Beautiful. Cooked.
Cast a chart above to unlock your lore.
Full Placements
Every body, its sign, its degree, and what it's doing to your rizz.
Aspects
Real angular relationships between your planets — conjunctions, trines, squares, sextiles, and oppositions.