Dad Mode
📼 Dad Joke
Loading a painfully wholesome dad joke…
icanhazdadjoke.com
No API key
Ready
Two-Part
🎭 Setup + Punchline
Loading an Official Joke™ from the Ministry of Giggles…
Official Joke API
random_joke
Ready
Absurd Facts
🥋 Chuck Fact
Spinning up a Chuck Norris “fact” that breaks at least two laws of physics…
api.chucknorris.io
Random joke
Ready
Mixed Bag
🎪 JokeAPI
Consulting the Interdimensional JokeAPI for something… questionable.
v2.jokeapi.dev
Any / single
Ready
Fake Wisdom
💡 Unsolicited Advice
Summoning life advice from a mysterious glowing API orb…
api.adviceslip.com
Totally qualified
Ready
Clown Oracle
🔮 Yes / No / Maybe
Ask the clown universe a question (in your heart), then smash that button.
yesno.wtf
GIF included
Ready
Vaudeville
🎡 Markov Jokes
Shuffling vintage vaudeville punchcards...
Local trigram model
Wehman Bros.' Vaudeville Jokes No. 1. by Anonymous
Open JSON
Download JSON
vaudville_markov_trigram.json
Ready